Please don’t tell people
you just shoveled 6 inches of
Global Warming off your walks.
Please don’t tell people
to put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Please don’t tell people
it’s time to get a watch.
Please don’t tell people
you voted for the lesser of two evils.
Please don’t tell people
you’re way scared of clowns.
Please don’t tell people
how crazy it is that you
dip your fries in your Frosty.
Please don’t tell people
to tell us how you really feel.
Please don’t tell people
this video is going viral.
Please don’t tell people
your life is so hard.
Please don’t tell people
you’re just a t-shirt and jeans kinda girl.