November 2010
3 posts
Please don’t tell people
you just shoveled 6 inches of
Global Warming off your walks.
Please don’t tell people
to put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Please don’t tell people
it’s time to get a watch.
October 2010
4 posts
Please don’t tell people
you voted for the lesser of two evils.
Please don’t tell people
you’re way scared of clowns.
Please don’t tell people
how crazy it is that you
dip your fries in your Frosty.
Please don’t tell people
to tell us how you really feel.
September 2010
13 posts
Please don’t tell people
this video is going viral.
Please don’t tell people
your life is so hard.
Please don’t tell people
you’re just a t-shirt and jeans kinda girl.
Please don’t tell people
you must have caught the local.
Please don’t tell people
to just have fun with it.
Please don’t tell people
it was an inside job.
Please don’t tell people
to live, laugh, love.
Please don’t tell people
you have a really twisted sense of humor.
Please don’t tell people
they have to see this hilarious 6-minute video.
Please don’t tell people
you’re a total vinyl nerd.
Please don’t tell people
you’re from L.A., so you know good sushi.
Please don’t tell people
he just looked like an Alickzandyhr.
Please don’t tell people
it wasn’t supposed to be an art movie.
August 2010
14 posts
Please don’t tell people
every detail of your dream.
Please don’t tell people
to rock on.
Please don’t tell people
you miss their face.
Please don’t tell people
you’ll leave the bad news here.
Please don’t tell people
Chuck Norris jokes.
Please don’t tell people
you want some of the stuff they’re smoking.
Please don’t tell people
the 80s were so funny.
Please don’t tell people
you love scarf weather.
Please don’t tell people
you can’t believe you’re getting paid for this.
Please don’t tell people
you can’t wait for your spouse to get home.
Please don’t tell people
the latest Arcade Fire record really breathes.
Please don’t tell people
your idea is kinda edgy, kinda sexy.
Please don’t tell people
your office is just like The Office.
Please don’t tell people
your employees are such rock stars.